I don't mean to brag but I'm officially the best stacker of dishes in all the land. I can wash 3 sinks full of dishes and then like an architect, stack them into a pyramid taller than me. Then later when I decide I would like some tea....I can reach into the bottom of the pyramid and remove a cup and spoon without so much as a shift. Maybe I need to take up Jenga. That is all. You are not worthy.